A Job Application

(a resume in 100 words).


I am An
Odd Job Woman.
No Job is
too odd for me.

Your Dog needs
to be walked ?

Your art needs
to be hawked ?

your cellar needs
to be stocked ?

I am the one.

I'm a great gardener,
a chef and a baker,
and also a great
candlestick maker !

Do you want to copy
fine miniatures ?

I can also
*Whisper*
cleverly
forge signatures !!

So-
Don't go by
my looks,
I will never
win any crown !!

I am-after all

THE ODDEST
THE BESTEST

Odd Job woman
in Town.